craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via paradisestar)

mntrose:

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

(via discessum)

is it bad that i’m kinda bummed my brother’s grad party is on the same day as my birthday and my bday keeps getting pushed to the back of everyone’s minds and my california grandpa didn’t send me bday money but he sent my brother $100

or am i just being selfish

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via k-ierra)

my birthday is saturday and i’m turning 20 ~yay~

but my brother’s grad party is that day and i don’t think my parents have gotten me anything because i never told them what i want ~oh well~

and i don’t know when i’ll actually be able to celebrate my birthday with my family and with jordan ~oh well~

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via paradisestar)